The Boat Virgins

The Boat Virgins are Skipper Joe and Debbie the Boat Wench, lovable Pirates of Puget Sound who will sail their way into your hearts on their maiden voyage in boat ownership. Joe and Debbie aren't your ordinary buccaneers, however. Debbie, who is never satisfied, finally purchased her little dingy, a thirty-eight foot sea-fairing vessel that that is prepared to set sail over the open waters of the Strait of Juan de Fuca. It's anchors away for the first family of Snoqualmie, as these two beginner mariners navigate the swells of the open seas. No small craft advisory will stop this duo from enjoying the loot in their booby hatch. What adventures await these swash bucklers? Will they survive an attack from the Canadian Navy over international waters? Will they jetsam bottles of Jack Daniels and vials of Vicodin overboard when the Coast Guard comes calling? Might Skipper Joe ignore gale warnings during a three hour tour, becoming a castaway in the San Juans? And what about that saucy boat wench Debbie? Will she be able to pump waste into the Phecal Phreak? Will she choose new upholstery over much needed boat repairs? Come back often to see how the tides have turned in this ongoing saga over the open waters of Puget Sound.